Yeah, but given the scumbaggery committed by the cartels, I’d be way too tempted to forgo the fifes and drums (or their alternate universe equivalents), and go real-world-ordinance on those mofo’s. But I suppose I could come up with a way to simply relieve them of their existence, instantaneously, painlessly…
…no, wait. I’ve got it. I’ve already got a bizarre tale that (so far) I’ve judged too weird for human consumption, but the basic concept is perfect for alternate universe treatment. And best of all, the cartellians wouldn’t have to die, but would still get to be royally fucked. Yeah…that’s it. I mean, let’s face it…they’re assholes. They deserve to be fucked with, but…oh, wait…I just got another flash of how to make them pay. Muwahahaha!!
You could throw in the turning point, the Battle of Ensenada, when US troops discover that all the soldiers they laid waste to were not only Mexican but Chinese as well.
I'm all about credit because I am self-destructively indifferent to money. 😒
I've been to my share of festivals. The aftermath is ugly indeed.
Dude.
You continue to channel DFW.
Reading this left me wondering if those durn Michoacános were setting up base camp around me.
Anyhow, my alternate title for this (not that I ever complain about custard) would be something like "At least billions o' them, maybe thousands!"
I have an inconsequential request: an absurdist tale, similar in tone to this, about an alternate universe battle between the Cartels and USAF.
Yeah, but given the scumbaggery committed by the cartels, I’d be way too tempted to forgo the fifes and drums (or their alternate universe equivalents), and go real-world-ordinance on those mofo’s. But I suppose I could come up with a way to simply relieve them of their existence, instantaneously, painlessly…
…no, wait. I’ve got it. I’ve already got a bizarre tale that (so far) I’ve judged too weird for human consumption, but the basic concept is perfect for alternate universe treatment. And best of all, the cartellians wouldn’t have to die, but would still get to be royally fucked. Yeah…that’s it. I mean, let’s face it…they’re assholes. They deserve to be fucked with, but…oh, wait…I just got another flash of how to make them pay. Muwahahaha!!
Naturally, you’ll get inspirational credit. 😎
You could throw in the turning point, the Battle of Ensenada, when US troops discover that all the soldiers they laid waste to were not only Mexican but Chinese as well.
I'm all about credit because I am self-destructively indifferent to money. 😒